| Actor | Character | Firearm | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Harland Williams | Officer Harry Cox | replica revolver | - |
| Jamie Madrox | Big Stank | MAC-10 | - |
| Jeanmarie Evans | Little Old Lady Sweets | Ruger GP100 | stainless finish |
| John G. Brennan | The Chief | AKU-94 | - |
| Jumpsteady | Hack Benjamin | Ithaca 37 | full length tube, synthetic stock, pistol grip, folding stock |
| Jumpsteady | Hack Benjamin | M136 AT4 | - |
| Kamal Ahmed | Security Guard | M16 | possible replica |
| Monoxide | Lil' Poot | Desert Eagle Mark VII | nickel-plated |
| Monoxide | Lil' Poot | MAC-10 | - |
| Rudy Ray Moore | Dolemite | Ruger GP100 | stainless finish |
| Shaggy 2 Dope | Sugar Bear | Ruger GP100 | stainless finish |
| Shaggy 2 Dope | Sugar Bear | Ninja Detector gun | - |
| Stefan Kudek | Dr. Dinglenut | Type 56-1 | synthetic stock, Romanian AIM-style vertical foregrip |
| Stefan Kudek | Dr. Dinglenut | Ninja Detector gun | - |
| Violent J | Big Baby Sweets | Desert Eagle Mark VII | nickel-plated |
| Violent J | Big Baby Sweets | MAC-10 | - |
| Violent J | Ape Boy | Glock 19 | 2nd Generation |