| Actor | Character | Firearm | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anthony Brandon Wong | Asian Elvis | Mossberg 500 | - |
| Chris Kattan | Gay Elvis | Winchester 1300 Defender | - |
| Dane Cook | Sheriff Hutchins | Mossberg 500 | - |
| Gary Oldman | "Elvis" | 12 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun | sawed-off |
| Helena Mattsson | The Blonde | Glock 17 | two-tone slide; metallic trim on grips |
| Jeff Fahey | The Cowboy | Single Action Army | dual-wielded |
| Sam Trammell | Sheriff Cowley | Winchester 1300 Defender | - |
| Tony Cox | Little Person Elvis | Ruger GP100 | dual-wielded |
| Tony Cox | Little Person Elvis | Mossberg 590 Mariner | - |